Wisdom quotes
If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.
--Anonymous 
All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: "Just lie down on the floor and keep calm."
--Robert Wilson
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
--Anonymous
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
--Bertolt Brecht
God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
--De Caussade
Push where it gives and scratch where it itches.
--Anonymous
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
--Mike Harding
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
--Anonymous
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
--Anonymous
You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.
--Anonymous
You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.
--Stanislaw Lem
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
--Anonymous
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
--Anonymous
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
--Anonymous
Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over the first one.
--Confusion
And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
--Kahlil Gibran
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
--Anonymous
Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
--Anonymous
"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
--G. Fitch
Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line.
--Anonymous
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
--Anonymous
Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
--Lao Tsu
The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
--Anonymous
The truth you speak has no past and no future. It is, and that's all it needs to be.
--Anonymous
Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.
--Martin Luther