Love quotes
Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, love is something to be passed around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.
--Anonymous 
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way as us.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
--Anonymous
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low
--Book title by Lewis Grizzard
"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion."
--Mick Farren
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
--Anonymous
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
--Anonymous
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
--Anonymous
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
--H. L. Mencken
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
--Anonymous
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
--Anonymous
God is love, but get it in writing.
--Gypsy Rose Lee
"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing?"
--Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
--Anonymous
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
--Anonymous
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
--St. Augustine
Love is never asking why?
--Anonymous
Sorry never means having your say to love.
--Anonymous
Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they need a steady supply.
--Anonymous
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
--Anonymous
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
--Anonymous
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
--James Thurber
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
--Mae West
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
--Anonymous
Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
--Dave Barry