Quotes by Lily Tomlin

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We're all in this alone.
    --Lily Tomlin 

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
    --Lily Tomlin 

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
    --Lily Tomlin 

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
    --Lily Tomlin 

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
    --Lily Tomlin 

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
    --Lily Tomlin 

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
    --Lily Tomlin 

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
    --Lily Tomlin